If I was a real Hockey Player.

The second part of the "DC Duo," aka "The Wonder Twins of North Arlington." Better late than never right?

Team: Washington Capitals

Number: 67 (Year that I was born and as well as the Canadian Centennial; plus name of minor hockey team in town I was born. )

Position: Defense

Nickname: the Ragin' Asian

Dream Linemates: Eddie Shore or Scott Stevens

Rounding out the PP: Dale Hunter, Brent "the Golden Jet" Hull, Henri "the Pocket Rocket" Richard, Guy Lefleur, with Ken Dryden in the net.

Job: Artfully clearing the puck and opponents from own end.

Signature Move: legal open ice hits

Strengths: Size

Weakness: Speed

Injury Problems: old knee injury after cheapshot playing the Kansas City Pens.

Equipment: Whatever anyone sends my way. Will get special permision from the NHL, so I don't have to wear a helmet. Got to show off the wicked mullet.

Nemesis: Jagr aka "puffnuts" and Crosby "mini-nuts"

Scandal Involvement: Caught naked skating on the Rideau Canal.

Who I'd face in the Stanley Cup finals? Kansas City Pens, since they were moved to the west.

What I would do with the Stanley Cup after our victory? Tour some of the local rinks and share the love with the locals. Also got to make up some Gumbo and eat it from the Cup.

Would the media love me or hate me? Major media in Washington doesn't cover the Caps, but
the Bloggers would love me.


Hey Scarlet Ice, tag your it.